ulcers, crab legs, and peeing richards
why? you might ask does she write such ridiculousness for a title>? well...currently my life IS ridiculousness. and usually i just want to ride in a ferris wheel all day and forget about the pressures of fourth year universiy...but ive made peace with myself to try and avoid ulcers via stress....and eat more...resulting in more fat(chick) and a generally happier jenna. so...in light of this...i would just like to brag that we had crab legs
for thanksgiving dinner...oh what a 'cracking' good time it was....let the fatness roll!
in other news....i recently got a job at a daycare centre/kindergarten class....and i worked my first day there on this very morning...
and can i say that it was a THRILL of a time.
everything went lovely until they asked my to change the diapers of 5 children!...not one at a time i might add....but 5 cute little immigrant children all at the same time. let me tell you that i havent changed a diaper in quite some time....
so needless to say..the whole situation represented some comic scene from an 'i love lucy' episode.....jenna has absolutely NO idea where to start...so she puts little richy on the john. not knowing that he doesnt yet know how to aim....jenna instructs...'little darling....PEE!"...resulting in a soaked pair of pants..and a soaked floor. and 4 children lined up against the wall staring at their incompetant diaper changer. thank the lord that the rest of the day was WONDERFUL. and im sooooo grateful for this job. even though police checks and medicals are starting to act like thumb screws on my very soul.
pray that feminist courses dont completely overwhelm my brain with post-modern though...engendering certain brain cell doom.
i hope you are all in good company.
much love!
posted by jenna at 1:42 PM
6 Comments:
telling little dudes to pee eh? thats a lot like our relationship this summer I think! You telling me to pee. Me disagreeing. You enticing me. Me disagreeing. You inflicting physical harm on me. Me agreeing and peeing. Sounds like fun you crazy cat
and i thought that blog entry was weird, then i read this comment from governor creapozoid and my oh my. good to see you updating your blog more than once a month but once every two weeks really isn't cutting it for my interest level in the life of jenna
Brilliant! The quotes are positively brilliant. I love you for copying them down. Especially the first one.
I would be honoured to be a lady bug with you despite my absolute abhorance of that particular insect [honestly]. I'll have to see if I can make it though. Halloween is awkwardly on a Tuesday, which is difficult for me since it is not a national holiday or anything. I'll try though and let you know.
Hey Jet, I was creepily checking out Corrie's xanga - where is she living/going to school?
Also, are you a fan of Death Cab? They are playing the 30/31 of October.
much love to ya!
hey jenna, sounds like you've found your lot in life. just kiddin.
Hey Cowgirl!
I am in my room and you are in yours..what a computer nerd I am! Anyways, we need to go for Thai food soon. I am in agreement that Elea should come for halloween.
Bye!
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